Bipolar Poop Disorder
Similar to Bipolar Mood Disorder, a person with Bipolar Poop Disorder alternates between extreme diarrhea and constipation and can never seem to take a proper shit.
Patient: I had bad constipation 2 weeks ago, then last week I had bad diarrhea, and now I'm constipated again.
Doctor: I think you have Bipolar Poop Disorder.
Doctor: I think you have Bipolar Poop Disorder.