Top Gay
The highest ranking homosexual in an office setting
“John was promoted to Vice President. He is now top gay”
Top Gun Gay
A situation where things are totally straight, but seem a little off.
Two men talking in a locker room with towels. One of them has their leg up. That's Top Gun Gay
Top-Gun Gay
When two of your male friends are being really camp but don't realise it. Such as when all the pilots in Top-Gun are playing volleyball in slow-motion.
Look!
"What?"
Jack and Randy are holding hands and shall we do that too?
No bro that's beyond Top-Gun Gay.
"What?"
Jack and Randy are holding hands and shall we do that too?
No bro that's beyond Top-Gun Gay.
Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex
in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.
"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."