Top Lad
A top lad is one who excels in all areas of complete LADishness. The title TOPLAD can only be bestowed by fellow LADS by their unanimous acclaim. A TOPLAD's antics are completely effortless and natural, they can not be forced or faked.
Many TOPLADS can be recognised by their self created LAD symbols or indications.
Many TOPLADS can be recognised by their self created LAD symbols or indications.
1. Who took a shite in Betty’s dishwasher?... Oh, it was that Top Lad over there.
turbo top lad
Member of the male sex designed specifically for the distribution of top, turbo-charged banter and attracting sexually promising girls on a regular basis. The turbo top lad is prone to getting wildly drunk, shouting offensive comments at innocent passers by and claiming that he could bed any girl in the room. The title "Turbo Top Lad" is the highest honour that can be bestowed upon a male, superceding the lower ranks of "lad" and "top lad".
Did you see that guy inside with the magnum of vodka and three fit girls? Classic turbo top lad!
Top Lad Ewic
A moped-riding man with long ropes of nasal hair. Top Lad Ewic is also known for his skills in net, advanced linguistics, and his connoisseurship of fine crisps. Top Lad Ewic also has an eye for nice-haired young lads in blue jeans. A good friend to all, unless he's busy with his dad.
Would you mind if I hung a bell from your nose-ropes, Top Lad Ewic?