Topo-Chico

Delicious Glass Bottled mineral water bottled in Monterey Mexico since 1895. Very popular in the great country of Texas.

Delicious mineral water , that will boost your testosterone and make all the hoes want you after finishing a single bottle of it, It will also gives you instantly erections and will makes you have rough sex with your female partner until it squirts on you and looks like you are getting baptized.

A drink preferred by those of elderly or gay lifestyles. Sometimes both. It’s bubbly, tastes like dirt and and the Portuguese translation means “top of boy.” A favorite of individuals who have first names that rhyme with “Bon” Always enjoyed “pinky’s out.”