To Pull A Shaan Q

In any of these situations:

-You're borrowing your friends new cell phone and playing around with it, and when your friend asks you for it, you say you don't have it, only to realize you left it on top of a car, that has moved...a far distance...

-You ask a friend to pick you up for a party, and you take atleast 45 minutes to get ready...

-When a friend wants to meet up with you at 11:00 am, and you're still sleeping, and then you pull one of the above forementioned...

-You take atleast a 1/2 hour telling the same story to someone, and you repeat it 4 times, or you try to narrate stories that don't have endings...

-When you try to pull a prank, and it turns back on you...

-You love to call 'shotgun' and then play with the radio...

-You ask everybody for a ride to every party...

-Every party you go to, you crash...

-For a religious holiday, you dress up as a Cow...

-When you call someones house instead of their cell phone at the late hours of the night...and they are not home...

you are allowed to say:

"Ahh crap, I just pulled a Shaan Q"

To Pull A Shaan Q is priceless