Torkiver
Torkiver definitely has the biggest shlong around. He pulls girls left and right without trying, while slinging his shlong around. Torkiver does Torkiver stuff.
Girl: Omg did you see Torkiver?
Girl2: Whatta dumb question, You can see his elephant shlong from a mile away.
Girl2: Whatta dumb question, You can see his elephant shlong from a mile away.