Torpoodo
A torpedo shaped poop with a smooth body and low drag that plunges into a toilet with such propulsion that it disappears into the darkness of the deep waters, often out of the assailant's sight. This leaves the person with the feeling of essentially a phantom excrement.
-"Bro, I totally took a wicked dump, but when I looked into the toilet to evaluate my masterpiece, there was nothing there!"
-"That must've been one deadly torpoodo"
-"That must've been one deadly torpoodo"
Torpoodo
A turd expelled at an extremely accelerated rate due to a simultaneous poop fart as the turd exits the anus
"I had to dry my butt cheeks after they were hit with the splash from firing a torpoodo."
Torpoodo
When you cat gets the zoomies after taking a massive poo and run around at torpedo speed.
We'll look at my little torpoodo
TorPOOdo
The incredibly fast moving poop that seems to come out of nowhere, leaving you panicked and in emergent need of a bathroom.
While driving down the highway, I felt a twinge and, a minute later, was struck by the feeling of a torPOOdo barrelling through my lower colon, necessitating a last-second pull-off to a service station bathroom.
torpoodo
(n)
1. a. a poo that you let go in water, preferrably with the anus pointed at someone. b. a thin cylindrical anus-propelled underwater projectile
1. a. a poo that you let go in water, preferrably with the anus pointed at someone. b. a thin cylindrical anus-propelled underwater projectile
I bet you can't hit josh1 with a torpoodo.
Torpoodo
When you do a poo whilst swimming
I was in the swimming lane at the local pool and launched a torpoodo on my 10 lap