Tor

An anonymizing program and browser used to access the "deep web" through .onions. A portal to a dark, hidden, and disturbing part of the net.

The correct spelling of the Nordic god of thunder. Spelled Thor in unenlightened parts of the world.

My name for fuck sake

The funniest guy in the friend group. Always dies in the most hilarious ways in videogames. He's also very nice.

A guy who is smart and has a big penis
One sexy hunk of man.

4 buckets of pure awesome rolled up into a tasty bite sized homunculus. Looks good in drag. When he opens his mouth, pure clever spews out and penetrates all those who dare oppose him. He is the master of the universe.

also named "mr perfect" he is the sweetest nicest guy ever and he is drop dead gorgeous and sexy and has a very large penis hes great in bed and loves to be rough but at the same time dominated hes an all around amazing guy and the best at hockey

Pile of hot naked ladies.

Noun.
A Tor is a person who despite tons of evidence to the contrary, denies their Japanese heritage and usually refrains from eating dessert after meals.