tortalize
(v.) to jack or gank
I need to tortalize me a 63" plasma.
tortally
Of totalness and completeness, to be at the very utmost of what you are describing.
That girl Kayla is tortally fucking hot.
Tortalical
A general insult for someone you don't like
He's so tortalical
tortality
The twisted chase for the 2017 solar eclipse in all of its totality.
The twisted and improper use of totality.
The twisted and improper use of totality.
Will we be in the range of tortality for the eclipse in Sun Valley. - Josh
Tortal
Evolution gave man two weapons... a brain and a lawyer. Man has an insatiable desire to sue others for perceived or real damages inflected on them by their fellow man. We call one type of abuse a "tort", from the Latin "tortium"... a hurt, an injury or a wrong . One "tort" is just one category of abuse, one wrongful act out of all the acts you can sue for. If you protect your rights by suing, you are seen to be "tortal", one who is NOT be messed with, because you know how to fight back... you KNOW how to SUE!
Bob was one who did not suffer fools lightly. To say his perverse use of courts and the law satisfied his base tortal desires is an understatement of the most extreme kind. He sued his mother for not providing the necessities of life.... IN THE WOMB! He even wanted to sue Google for NOT knowing who killed Jimmy Hoffa, even when he politely asked Alexa to help find out. It was Bob who first came up with "O.o.o,h.h., I love tortals!"