Tortoised

over consumption of alcoholic beverages to the point you fall asleep

There tortoised there gonna be calling in sick to work tomorrow

Tortoise

Rocks with heads and devilishly smart minds that will one day outsmart humans and superbots and destroy the world

My former pet tortoise just hacked into my computer and is training an army

Tortoise

An armored reptile, usually equipped with missile launchers which they hide under their shell. Highly underestimated, tortoises hide underground in small clumps, training for the day they unite and take over the world. They infiltrate human bases by appearing cute and posing as pets.

Not to be mistaken for turtles.

Fear me. And fear the tortoise.

tortoise

Noun (ancient Roman military term): a battle tactic in which a squad of soldiers close ranks into a tight square and link their shields over their heads and at their sides all around, creating a nearly impenetrable formation which can advance and engage enemy positions at close range without taking heavy casualties.

During the battle at the Moon Gate in Alexandria, Caesar ordered the deployment of the tortoise formation to neutralize the enemy ballistas.

tortoise

when one ejaculates on another's back and sticks a pillow to it.

"Forget getting Supermanned, that bitch got Tortoised!!"

The Tortoise

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

Tortoise

An older man who likes to date younger women.

Old Marvin is a Tortoise who his new 20 year old girlfriend. Mmmmmhhhhmm

俚语	tortoised
释义	Tortoised over consumption of alcoholic beverages to the point you fall asleep There tortoised there gonna be calling in sick to work tomorrow Tortoise Rocks with heads and devilishly smart minds that will one day outsmart humans and superbots and destroy the world My former pet tortoise just hacked into my computer and is training an army Tortoise An armored reptile, usually equipped with missile launchers which they hide under their shell. Highly underestimated, tortoises hide underground in small clumps, training for the day they unite and take over the world. They infiltrate human bases by appearing cute and posing as pets. Not to be mistaken for turtles. Fear me. And fear the tortoise. tortoise Noun (ancient Roman military term): a battle tactic in which a squad of soldiers close ranks into a tight square and link their shields over their heads and at their sides all around, creating a nearly impenetrable formation which can advance and engage enemy positions at close range without taking heavy casualties. During the battle at the Moon Gate in Alexandria, Caesar ordered the deployment of the tortoise formation to neutralize the enemy ballistas. tortoise when one ejaculates on another's back and sticks a pillow to it. "Forget getting Supermanned, that bitch got Tortoised!!" The Tortoise When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair ! Tortoise An older man who likes to date younger women. Old Marvin is a Tortoise who his new 20 year old girlfriend. Mmmmmhhhhmm
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