Torture Rooster
A chickenhawk that passionately supports military, economic, and "humanitarian" interventions while passionately opposing torture.
"Torture is bad and should not be tolerated because it poisons culture but militarism doesn't poison culture. We need to stay in Afghanistan forever to fix things, teach women sex ed, and bomb wedding parties in order to bring freedom and stifle bad guys, just as long as we don't torture anyone!" - Typical Torture Rooster Rhetoric.