to spank the monkey

to masturbate... to do the the dirty deed, in a few words to deal with your sexual needs by yourself

Guy 1: How did it go last night?
Guy 2: Not so good, so I had to spank the monkey!

spanking the monkey

waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.

"Oh dear jebus, jimmy is spanking the monkey in class!!!"

spank the monkey

When a man masterbates or strokes his penis

All of a sudden, he pulled down his pants and started spanking that monkey!

spanking the monkey

Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.

I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.

spanking the monkey

masturbating

"I wanna spank the monkey"

Spank The Monkey

When you own a giant stuffed monkey and spank him.

Chrys Starr likes to spank the monkey live on Facebook!

Spank the Monkey

masterbation- male only.

I was going to spend the day building shelters for the homeless, but decided to stay home and spank the monkey all day instead.

俚语	to spank the monkey
释义	to spank the monkey to masturbate... to do the the dirty deed, in a few words to deal with your sexual needs by yourself Guy 1: How did it go last night? Guy 2: Not so good, so I had to spank the monkey! spanking the monkey waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking. "Oh dear jebus, jimmy is spanking the monkey in class!!!" spank the monkey When a man masterbates or strokes his penis All of a sudden, he pulled down his pants and started spanking that monkey! spanking the monkey Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you. I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep. spanking the monkey masturbating "I wanna spank the monkey" Spank The Monkey When you own a giant stuffed monkey and spank him. Chrys Starr likes to spank the monkey live on Facebook! Spank the Monkey masterbation- male only. I was going to spend the day building shelters for the homeless, but decided to stay home and spank the monkey all day instead.
随便看	10,000 days 10,000 dollars 10,000 dollars 10,000 fists 10,000 fists 10,000 fists up corporate music's ass 10,000 fists up corporate music's ass 10,000 foot ball smasher 10,000 foot ball smasher 10,000 hands 10,000 hands 10,000 lb hand 10,000 lb hand 10,000 mile rule 10,000 mile rule 10000rae00001 10,000 strong 10,000 strong 10000th base 10,000 year old dick 10,000 year old dick 10,000 years ago 10,000 years ago 1000101 1000101000001001101100100101000000011