Toss-a-josh
Find a Josh nearest you to toss down a flight of stairs, into a well, in front of oncoming traffic, off a moving boat, into an active volcano, you name it! Bonus points for creativity. Everyday can be toss-a-josh day! Similar to build-a-bear but a lot less positive!
If only I was able to toss-a-josh maybe my life wouldn’t feel so empty inside.