tossed like salad
Extremely intoxicated to the point of near incoherance.
"Oh man did you talk to her before?"
"Yea I don't know what the hell she's talking about, she's tossed like salad right now."
"Yea I don't know what the hell she's talking about, she's tossed like salad right now."
Toss Her Like A Salad
The act of fucking a woman so violently similar to the tossing of a salad.
Friend: What does it me to Toss Her Like A Salad?
Me: You know that bitch Zoe?
Friend: Yea..?
Me: I tossed her like a salad last night.
Me: You know that bitch Zoe?
Friend: Yea..?
Me: I tossed her like a salad last night.