Toss Monkey
A Toss Monkey is someone who takes great pleasure in wanking off monkeys.
John didn't show up for my driving lesson today, what a toss monkey!
Galactic Toss Monkey
A measure of your appreciation of a piece of music.
That tune has got my GTMs jizzin like Ron Jeremy at a Spunkaphon.
Monkey Toss
To jizz in your own hand and throw it across the room... preferably toward a small, easily scared animal outside your window.
With the quickness only an expert monkey tosser can have, Gary quickly rubbed one out and chucked it across the lawn at the neighbors dachshund.
Monkey Toss
A foosball goal scored when a player on one team shoots the ball, and it is rejected by the other team into the original shooter's goal. Derived from a monkey tossing its masturbatory result at an unsuspecting victim.
There are various forms of the monkey toss, including the D-Toss (defender scoring on a toss) and the Bank Toss (a monkey toss that goes off the wall before going into the goal).
There are various forms of the monkey toss, including the D-Toss (defender scoring on a toss) and the Bank Toss (a monkey toss that goes off the wall before going into the goal).
Dude, you thought you had the shot but he totally monkey tossed you.
Cincinnati Monkey Toss
Entering an establishment (such as cafe, restaurant, bar, etc.) and being asked to leave for no apparent reason other than the staff being a bunch of bitches, one politely nods in agreement while slowly burying their hand down their pants, shitting in their palm, then violently throwing it against the wall as they exit.
My girl and I had a date at this ritzy French restaurant but I guess they didn't like what we wore because they told us we weren't allowed in. I was mad, but while we were leaving I gave them a steaming Cincinnati Monkey Toss and we found a much better Italian place across the street.
toss the lunch monkey
The act of vomiting ones lunch.
When one gags upon food.
When one gags upon food.
Timmy: Hey bro, did you see that girl's blue waffle hanging out in the bleachers?
Kyle: Stop dude! I'm going to toss the lunch monkey!
Kyle: Stop dude! I'm going to toss the lunch monkey!