toss the penguin
Verb: Wank, Male masturbation, Bash the bishop, Pull the trouser snake
but often used in winter (hence the penguin reference)
but often used in winter (hence the penguin reference)
Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend's outta town for the holidays, guess I'm gonna have to toss the penguin
Guy 2: That sucks man maybe you could have phone sex?
Guy 2: That sucks man maybe you could have phone sex?