Bird Droppings
The female act of depositing the males semen on to the male, preferably on chest or lower torso, after sexual intercourse.
Cody: Did you hear what Sarah did to Brandon last night?
Keeley: No?!
Cody: She totally gave him bird droppings!
Keeley: Eurgh, that's gross dude!
Cody: Yeah, but sensual...
Keeley: No?!
Cody: She totally gave him bird droppings!
Keeley: Eurgh, that's gross dude!
Cody: Yeah, but sensual...
Bird Dropping
The act of masturbation from a place of great height (buildings, helicopters, radio towers) so as to hit a person or other object with your semen.
I was so bored last night that for a thrill, I went bird dropping.
Scottish "bird" droppings
Whilst standing ontop of the castle in Edinburgh proceed to wank over the edge first person to hit someone below wins if you get caught say it's bird shit
John "Matt got hit by some bird shit"
Stuart "That's not bird shit ,those are some scottish "bird" droppings
Stuart "That's not bird shit ,those are some scottish "bird" droppings