Total Scrotal
When everything is just fuckin terrible
This day has just been 100% total scrotal man.
total scrotal
The act of orally engulfing the entire male scrotum in one's mouth.
See also tea bag
See also tea bag
Dolores was a real charmer. She gave me a total scrotal and then finished me off.
total scrotal implosion
A debilitating disease most commonly caused as a side affect to the drug Zortafrinex. If you can not speak or react due to the extreme pain of total scrotal implosion have a loved one call 911. there is no cure for TSI.
total scrotal implosion: its real, its here, and its killing everywhere.
Total scrotal eclipse
A semi-derogatory video homage to the Great Solar Eclipse of 2017; the reenactment using an unshorn scrotum to ever-so-slowly eclipse the sun rather than the moon.
Oh, for fuck sake...I totally got baited into watching yet another 'eclipse moment'...except this time it was a total scrotal eclipse...no filter can remove THAT afterimage from my brain. Good feeling...gone.