Totempoling
When your poop is so long that you can balance on it.
John: Wow, Hannah, you sure did get taller!
Hannah: Nah, I'm just totempoling.
Hannah: Nah, I'm just totempoling.
Totempole
The act of group suicide by stacking each other's heads on-top of eachother and shooting a single bullet through all participants heads going from the bottom up through the top
Did you hear about the 25 guys on the men's dungeons and dragons team that all totempoled themselves. What a tragedy.