Toualetaphilia
Toualetaphilia literally means "love of toilets". The term may sometimes refer to a person sexually attracted to or sexually aroused by toilets. This may involve sexual contact or veneration as phallic symbols or both.
Guy 1: I'm going to make sweet love to the lavatory.
Guy 2: You and your Toualetaphilia
Guy 2: You and your Toualetaphilia