Toucan Sam

A toucan sam is somebody who says that they're straight, but acts suspiciously fruity (LGBTQIA+).

*Toucan Sam is the mascot for fruity pebbles, which is where we derive the euphemism from.

That bird thing on the Fruit Loops cereal box that has like 10 different colors on his nose

When you strategically place your testicles on the eye sockets of another parties face and carefully drape your member down said parties nose.

a girl with a ginormous nose, usually detracting from any possibility of being hot in any way because her giant nose is so distracting.

Someone who requires only a small amount of alcohol to get drunk, i.e. Two Can Sam.

A really rude, stuck up bitch with a nose the size of the planet. It sticks out so far that if you get even remotely close you WILL lose an eye. Her nose is so distracting that you forget she's a girl.

Anyone with a hugely enormous nose that should seriously be cut off before it knocks someone out. This only applies if the person's a bitch and deserves to be bitched back at.