touch cotton
when a poop crowns out of the anus far enough to touch the underwear, thus soiling it.
"I thought I had my bowels under control, but I touched cotton on the sixth green and had to leave the round to go change."
touching cotton
the point at which your bowel movements are so strong that the turd has actually begun exiting the anus, therefor touching the cotton in your underwear
"lets hurry up and get to the bathroom, I've gotta shit so bad its touching cotton!"
Touching cotton
When you have a peanut headed eel swimming out of your skin cave & it is making you sport a chocolate chubby in the back of your underwear.
After 3 hours at the all you can eat buffet I was totally touching cotton.
Touching Cotton
When you have to have to take a dump really bad and it's already starting to come out. That's when you're "touching cotton".
Sometimes referred to as "crowning".
Sometimes referred to as "crowning".
I've really gotta go, I'm "touching cotton".
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I've gotta torque a moon fish bad, I'm "touching cotton".
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I've gotta torque a moon fish bad, I'm "touching cotton".
Touching cotton
You've committed a lumpy corn filled stanky loaf, and there is no turning back.
P.S.A.-If you are touching-cotton, don't sit down unless it's on the Dumper!!
P.S.A.-If you are touching-cotton, don't sit down unless it's on the Dumper!!
"It felt like an SBD (silent but deadly) and now I'm touching cotton- Woe is me"
Turtle Touching Cotton
When one has to "go" so badly that the shit starts coming out and touches your underwear before you make it to the restroom. Can be literal or an expression that the "turtle's" head is beginning to come out.
I tried to make it to the restroom in time and yelled, "Turtle Touching Cotton"! already!
Touched Cotton
The act of involuntary orgasming, for both man and women, when fully clothed.
We were making out and I had a raging hard on and before I knew it, I touched cotton.