Touched by an angel
verb: To be retarded. Or have that special twinkle in their eye. Down's twinkle. A person who is ratchet and nasty.
Girl, that boy looks funny and says dumb shit. I think they were touched by an angel
touched by an angel
When you take a shit and the water splashes you asshole and/or tant.
i took a shit and got touched by an angel.
touched by an angel
when you take a shit and the shit comes out of your anus quickly and cleanly, and you don't need to wipe.
"Thank God I was touched by an angel."
touched by an angel
When a man/woman masturbates a man, allows him to ejaculate into his/her palm, and immediately slaps the guy in the face with the semen covered hand.
My boyfriend was touched by an angel last night for being such an ass.
touched by an angel
When you're black but one of your parents is white.
"Isn't Obama black?"
"No man, he was touched by an angel!"
"No man, he was touched by an angel!"