touch grass

used when someone is doing something weird, stupid, or pointless. it means they need to come back to reality, they need to get some fresh air and get back in touch with how the real world works.

"been keeping track of my crush's snap score. she's most active on friday, least active on monday, most-"
"dude. you need to go touch grass. get a job or something damn"

"the word 'crazy' is inherently ableist and harms neurodivergent people"
"oh my god. please touch grass"

touch grass

When someone is delusional or acting unrealistic, like they don't know how the world works anymore, this is a way to tell them they need to get offline and experience the "real" world

Created during the COVID-19 pandemic, when everyone was instructed to stay home as much as possible, limiting the amount of social interaction people experienced to mostly-online.

Super-Woke Becky tried to tell me "touch grass" was ableist because some people can't physically touch grass. She's the queen of people who need to touch grass.

touch grass

something that you say to someone who basically never goes outside

I need to touch grass

touch grass

used to describe people who may have been acting/talking in a sexual way ; telling them to get outside more

ben was acting so horny. he needs to go outside and touch grass

touch grass

What everybody in quarantine desperately needs right now

Bro 1: Man, I've been cooped up in my home for two months now
Bro 2: You really need to go outside and touch grass my dude

touch grass

An insult used on people whose views of the world have deviated so far from reality that it makes you wonder, "Man, have they ever seen the real world? Do they ever go outside? Heck, do they even know what something as basic as grass feels like?"

"i'm dreamsexual uwu!! X3" "...go touch grass"

touch grass

something you say to someone who basically never goes outside

bestie please go touch grass you've spent 4 weekends in a row at online debate comps

俚语	touch grass
释义	touch grass used when someone is doing something weird, stupid, or pointless. it means they need to come back to reality, they need to get some fresh air and get back in touch with how the real world works. "been keeping track of my crush's snap score. she's most active on friday, least active on monday, most-" "dude. you need to go touch grass. get a job or something damn" "the word 'crazy' is inherently ableist and harms neurodivergent people" "oh my god. please touch grass" touch grass When someone is delusional or acting unrealistic, like they don't know how the world works anymore, this is a way to tell them they need to get offline and experience the "real" world Created during the COVID-19 pandemic, when everyone was instructed to stay home as much as possible, limiting the amount of social interaction people experienced to mostly-online. Super-Woke Becky tried to tell me "touch grass" was ableist because some people can't physically touch grass. She's the queen of people who need to touch grass. touch grass something that you say to someone who basically never goes outside I need to touch grass touch grass used to describe people who may have been acting/talking in a sexual way ; telling them to get outside more ben was acting so horny. he needs to go outside and touch grass touch grass What everybody in quarantine desperately needs right now Bro 1: Man, I've been cooped up in my home for two months now Bro 2: You really need to go outside and touch grass my dude touch grass An insult used on people whose views of the world have deviated so far from reality that it makes you wonder, "Man, have they ever seen the real world? Do they ever go outside? Heck, do they even know what something as basic as grass feels like?" "i'm dreamsexual uwu!! X3" "...go touch grass" touch grass something you say to someone who basically never goes outside bestie please go touch grass you've spent 4 weekends in a row at online debate comps
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