touching the cenotaph
a euphemism for male masturbation, referring to the fondling of the old obelisk
CCP: Where's Gafgarion?
ProfessorX: He's off touching the cenotaph again.
CCP: Wow, he's going to go blind.
ProfessorX: He's off touching the cenotaph again.
CCP: Wow, he's going to go blind.