Touch of Gay

The quality or ability of making something look nice and organized in such a fashion that it would only come natural to a gay man.

1) To have a slight tendency towards homosexuality or bisexuality
2) To imgine about or dabble in sexual experiences with others of the same sex, while claiming heterosexual as sexual preference
3) To be comfortable in close contact with the same sex
4) For one male to touch another male's penis for any period of time, regardless of the situation

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.

When walking the aisles of the supermarket, a man who goes to the wrong section of the deodorant aisle, the gay section, and subsequently touches the gay deodorant causes the aforementioned man to become a raging homosexual. By the time the formerly straight male makes it to the end of the aisle, to realise their mistake, they will be speaking with a gay lisp, dreaming of smoking pole and being slammed in the arse by eight giant prison homos and dressing in tight pants with the arse missing.