touch yourself

What you do at night

Peter: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Teacher: Because you touch yourself at night!

Touch Yourself

1.) The act of pleasuring oneself, aka solo masturbation; can be performed by either male or female.

2.) A growingly popular phrase used as an insult/comeback

Alex: Yeah well you're just big fat ho anyway!

Ben: Listen Alex go touch yourself & then take a long walk off a short pier!

John: ooooh ben hit him with the TYS... no comin back from that

go touch yourself

1. A make-up for not being able to tell someone to go fuck themselves due to a reason.

2. A way of pointing out a personal problem.

1. Yeah well, go touch yourself.

2. Well why don't you go touch yourself some more like you always do.

Don't touch yourself

Not the eternal 'you'll-burn-in-hell' admonition from parents, nuns and priests received by millions of adolescents. Now, it's your face that is the forbidden body part.

Quietly closing the door behind her, stripping off her gloves, sliding out of her mask, she kept repeating "Don't touch yourself" although she desperately craved the feel of her own fingers.

Cause you touch yourself at night...

Phrase used to answer a question involving 'why' or 'how'. Usually sounds perverted, such as the phrase 'Thats what she said'

"Daddy. Why are there no dinosaurs?"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

"How is this possible?!"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

because you touch yourself at night

The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you.

Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

Because you touch yourself at night!

One of the most popular theories as to how the dinosaurs become extinct.

Why did the dinosaurs die out?

Because you touch youself at night!

俚语	touch yourself
释义	touch yourself What you do at night Peter: Why did the dinosaurs die out? Teacher: Because you touch yourself at night! Touch Yourself 1.) The act of pleasuring oneself, aka solo masturbation; can be performed by either male or female. 2.) A growingly popular phrase used as an insult/comeback Alex: Yeah well you're just big fat ho anyway! Ben: Listen Alex go touch yourself & then take a long walk off a short pier! John: ooooh ben hit him with the TYS... no comin back from that go touch yourself 1. A make-up for not being able to tell someone to go fuck themselves due to a reason. 2. A way of pointing out a personal problem. 1. Yeah well, go touch yourself. 2. Well why don't you go touch yourself some more like you always do. Don't touch yourself Not the eternal 'you'll-burn-in-hell' admonition from parents, nuns and priests received by millions of adolescents. Now, it's your face that is the forbidden body part. Quietly closing the door behind her, stripping off her gloves, sliding out of her mask, she kept repeating "Don't touch yourself" although she desperately craved the feel of her own fingers. Cause you touch yourself at night... Phrase used to answer a question involving 'why' or 'how'. Usually sounds perverted, such as the phrase 'Thats what she said' "Daddy. Why are there no dinosaurs?" "Cause you touch yourself at night..." "How is this possible?!" "Cause you touch yourself at night..." because you touch yourself at night The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you. Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night. Because you touch yourself at night! One of the most popular theories as to how the dinosaurs become extinct. Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch youself at night!
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