Tounched
The condition or act of being too tired due to not adulting properly the previous night
"Dude, I cannot get this spreadsheet right. I'm Tounched AF."
"Please excuse my mistakes, I'm completely Tounched today."
"Please excuse my mistakes, I'm completely Tounched today."
Tounch
Tounch means to take up bumsex in a wooded environment. Any gender can participate in the art of tounching, and any wooded environment is allowed, from small woods to large forests.
Fancy a walk to the forest for a quick tounch?
Tounch
Vagina
"I was so close to getting to touch her tounch," the sexually frustrated twelve year old exclaimed.
tounch
An amount of something that is obviously too much but you’d like to downplay that fact
Brian: How much ice cream did you eat?!
Me: Just a tounch… I saved you the last spoonful…
Me: Just a tounch… I saved you the last spoonful…