tourte
Not only does tourte mean pie in French, but it is also the equivalent in slang for calling a person tasty or absolutely scrumptious. It is ONLY reserved for the hottest person.
Damn that guy must be a tourte, because I could totally eat him up.
tourt
"to text court" or "to court via text message"
Amy received a tourt from her friend, Daniel. He asked if she would be interested in catching a bite at the new Italian restaurant downtown.