Towelhead Wifi

A wifi connection that would make hugesnet blush, dirt cheap internet service typically used by slumlord Saudi Arabian greed driven scumbags who marry white women in order to remain in the country, most typically found in poorly maintained single star motels riddled with bedbugs and cockroaches.

An excruciatingly horrendous wifi signal generally found in a cheap 2 star motel. Similar to McDonald's Wifi in terms of poor connection, though it could be better if the Indian guy managing the place would get off his ass to pay for better internet instead of wallowing in people's hard earned money.