Towel Monkey
Derogatory term for someone who takes too many showers.
Carlos, that is your fifth shower today, you're such a towel monkey.
monkey towel
A towel one uses to ejaculate on when masturbating. Usually a distinct towel from other towels so that a person might not mistakenly use the monkey towel to wash ones face or body.
I was so horny last night because I was watching "Supernanny". Good thing I had my monkey towel near by!