townley

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A family of redneck white folks with daughters bound to be pregnant and missing teeth by the time they can "legally" purchase alcohol.

Happy hour is whenever they get out of bed, and they will forever live in some little town nobody's heard of.

Parents never had a college education, and they say things like, "anyways"...

a town in Alabama in Walker County where people are pleasant and demure, true Southern gentility.

The best bexley girls that are smart and pretty and are not hoes. They be getting the boys and their a*'s when you walk away with your fake morleys.

One whose first name is joe and lives in a large town and is an absolute fucking legend. He is also better than all of his freinds. He’s a mad lad. A fucking mad lad.

A diverse school full of blue/pink haired unwavering feminists. Don’t tell them there’s only 2 genders!! Actively promote equality and liberal thinking through brainwashing branded as 21c however pupils remain intolerant of views other than their own (on the left). Academically speaking a good school with solid results although some departments such as computer science have an abhorrent standard of teaching. The mixed toilets for sixth formers really are strange can’t lie. Never worked out what Dezza does for his £140k a year (according to companies house) but he loves spending it on Jags and getting on TV.

A group of weird people, who follow around an older, weirder man, who is called a townley. The original townley groupies then become obsessed, and try to attract others to follow around their leader. Many find it embarrassing to be associated with townley groupies.