Toyam
1) A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude.
2) A person who sells sex for anything.
2) A person who sells sex for anything.
1) Mary is being a toyam, again.
2) Joe mama is toyam, she just had sex with me for €1000.
2) Joe mama is toyam, she just had sex with me for €1000.
Toyam Dream
The act of (accidentally) masturbating in your sleep; i.e. a wet dream.
Ben is a terrible roommate. He has a Toyam Dream almost every night.
Toyam Massage
An erotic massage in which the masseuse strokes the client to ejaculation, also known as a happy ending.
Ben is dying to get a Toyam Massage but is scared the masseuse would laugh at his very small penis.
Work Toyam
Masturbating at work.
Ben is a plumber by trade. Sometimes the drains are clogged due to a customer's excessive masturbating tendencies, and sometimes it's because of Ben's frequent Work Toyams.
Toyam Job
A form of masturbation dealt by another party which often leads to ejaculation. Sometimes referred to as a hand job.
Ben's favorite sexual position is sitting on the floor while getting a toyam job. Go figure.
Toyam Career
Dedicating your career to the arts of bringing people to orgasm. Another term for this is a prostitute.
Ben desperately wants a Toyam Career, but he's too dumb to finish the obligatory 3-month course.
Toyam Sandwich
A sandwich with "special sauce" added. Yes, exactly what your thinking.
I never touch Ben's food anymore. More than likely they have jizz in them. He weirdly likes the flavor of toyam sandwiches.