Toyshit
An exclamation for when something happens that's so ridiculous or infuriating, it has to to be more than bullshit. It has to be something that simply can't shit, such as a toy. Originated on a wall of a school in Germany.
*Tom goes to start his car, he finds that the battery is dead*
Tom: "Toyshit! This is the third time this month!"
Tom: "Toyshit! This is the third time this month!"