TP Dick

The act of, post ejaculation, cleaning oneself with toilet paper only to find later that night or the next morning that your penis has bits of toilet paper stuck to it. While intercourse could lead to this condition, clearly, it is mostly attributed to violent masturbation.

Jules: What'd you do last night when I was out of town?

Jason: Nothing much. Rebuilt a lawnmower for fun.

Jules: I bet. You're disgusting. Go take a shower, you have a creepy case of TP Dick going on.

Jason: Oh, sorry. "This Old House" was on last night, and I got a little turned on.

俚语	tp dick
释义	TP Dick The act of, post ejaculation, cleaning oneself with toilet paper only to find later that night or the next morning that your penis has bits of toilet paper stuck to it. While intercourse could lead to this condition, clearly, it is mostly attributed to violent masturbation. Jules: What'd you do last night when I was out of town? Jason: Nothing much. Rebuilt a lawnmower for fun. Jules: I bet. You're disgusting. Go take a shower, you have a creepy case of TP Dick going on. Jason: Oh, sorry. "This Old House" was on last night, and I got a little turned on.
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