Tracfone
A cell phone that allows you to track your minutes. You buy a minute card, add them, then text message away.
"Oh shit. I only have 3 minutes left on my tracfone. I need more minutes. To the gas station!"
Tracfone
An old people's cell phone that is 20 bucks for an hour's worth of talk time that really just sucks. Don't get it unless you're just that ignorant.
Tracfone is designed strictly for old people.