trailer clutter
Noun.
Trailer clutter is the assortment of ridiculous clutter in any area of the property. Usually best descibed by a full kitchen such as pasta maker, pasta boiler, toaster, toaster oven, blender, microwave oven, vegetable steamer, vegetable shredder, food processor, etc. Essentially, clutter from someone who buys accessories to prove they are part of the electrical generation. However, now that all the 'material' is on display the cluttered space is no longer of any use.
Trailer clutter is the assortment of ridiculous clutter in any area of the property. Usually best descibed by a full kitchen such as pasta maker, pasta boiler, toaster, toaster oven, blender, microwave oven, vegetable steamer, vegetable shredder, food processor, etc. Essentially, clutter from someone who buys accessories to prove they are part of the electrical generation. However, now that all the 'material' is on display the cluttered space is no longer of any use.
I started dating a cute girl but quickly had to leave when it became apparent based on her kitchen and bathroom that my life with her would be filled with trailer clutter.