Trailer Trash Tailgating

Sneaking up on a tramp who's having a quiet shit in the woods, then quick as a flash, kick them in the head so they fall over, then get on your hands and knees and chow down on the fresh steaming shit. As soon as the tramp see's what your doing, pin him down and give him tongues with your shit-riddled face, then turn him over and stab his jacksie with your pork sword until he bleeds.