Birkenstockings

When someone (usually an older female) wears Birkenstock sandals with stockings.

Example 1: That old woman was rockin' the Birkenstockings!

Example 2: "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE!?!?"
Person: Birkenstockings, young man!

Birkenstocker

A creepy hippy that stalks people.

A: Did you pick up your vitamins at the health food store?
B: I tried but there was a 'Birkenstocker' following me down every aisle and I had to ditch him.

Birkenstocks

Sandals worn by liberals, women in Vermont, and for some unknown reason, evangelical youth pastors trying to appeal to young adherents of Christianity.

Pastor Mike has a goatee and wears Birkenstocks--he looks like a pothead for Jesus when in reality his only addictions are online porn and energy drinks.

birkenstocks

slippers for lesbians

The gym teacher wore birkenstocks to the sleepover.

Birkenstocks

The ugly sandals that lesbians wear

guy 1: Uhh Uhh... I take r-rubber bands around my t-shirt and stick it in my-
guy 2: Tie Dye?
Guy 1: Yes! Uhh... These are the ugly sandals that lesbians wear
Guy 2: Uhh... Birkenstocks!
*Crowd laughs*

Birkenstocks

Insanely comfortable shoes. Sandals or clogs are the typical occurence, however they do produce various other types. Worn by hippie and prep alike, lauded for their comfort by all. Everyone should own at least one pair.

Dude, I'm having feet orgasms right now due to my Birks!

Me too!

Birkenstocks

Sandals that were made popular by butch lesbians in the 90's. You often see people wearing these with socks. They are a definite fashion don't.

Fashion victim: Those are my Birkenstocks! I love them! They are so comfortable and they go with everything!

Stacey: In what world do birkenstock's go with anything?

Clinton: Throw them out! Throw them out now!

俚语	birkenstockings
释义	Birkenstockings When someone (usually an older female) wears Birkenstock sandals with stockings. Example 1: That old woman was rockin' the Birkenstockings! Example 2: "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE!?!?" Person: Birkenstockings, young man! Birkenstocker A creepy hippy that stalks people. A: Did you pick up your vitamins at the health food store? B: I tried but there was a 'Birkenstocker' following me down every aisle and I had to ditch him. Birkenstocks Sandals worn by liberals, women in Vermont, and for some unknown reason, evangelical youth pastors trying to appeal to young adherents of Christianity. Pastor Mike has a goatee and wears Birkenstocks--he looks like a pothead for Jesus when in reality his only addictions are online porn and energy drinks. birkenstocks slippers for lesbians The gym teacher wore birkenstocks to the sleepover. Birkenstocks The ugly sandals that lesbians wear guy 1: Uhh Uhh... I take r-rubber bands around my t-shirt and stick it in my- guy 2: Tie Dye? Guy 1: Yes! Uhh... These are the ugly sandals that lesbians wear Guy 2: Uhh... Birkenstocks! Crowd laughs Birkenstocks Insanely comfortable shoes. Sandals or clogs are the typical occurence, however they do produce various other types. Worn by hippie and prep alike, lauded for their comfort by all. Everyone should own at least one pair. Dude, I'm having feet orgasms right now due to my Birks! Me too! Birkenstocks Sandals that were made popular by butch lesbians in the 90's. You often see people wearing these with socks. They are a definite fashion don't. Fashion victim: Those are my Birkenstocks! I love them! They are so comfortable and they go with everything! Stacey: In what world do birkenstock's go with anything? Clinton: Throw them out! Throw them out now!
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