transduce
The theoretical idea of being so high that you think you can teleport somewhere because you're thinking so hard about it.
Man, I'm so fucked up right now, I feel like I could totally transduce over to your place right now, we'll play some cards.
TransDucer
2 or more people taking a Dump at the same time (different toilets)
Did you just do a TransDucer with Barry Dango?
Transducer
A device that converts one form of energy into another.
"I think the transducer is broken."
Transducer
Someone who takes a dump in the bathroom of the opposite sex.
Bob is a transducer, he just pooped in the ladies' room.