TransDucer
2 or more people taking a Dump at the same time (different toilets)
Did you just do a TransDucer with Barry Dango?
transduce
The theoretical idea of being so high that you think you can teleport somewhere because you're thinking so hard about it.
Man, I'm so fucked up right now, I feel like I could totally transduce over to your place right now, we'll play some cards.
Transducer
A device that converts one form of energy into another.
"I think the transducer is broken."
Transducer
Someone who takes a dump in the bathroom of the opposite sex.
Bob is a transducer, he just pooped in the ladies' room.