transmaphrodite
noun: A transsexual hermaphrodite. Being a hermaphrodite they have both sexes, but being transsexual they must then transcend both sexes. The person in question therefore dresses up as a plant.
I scantly recognized my old friend Jordan when he (she?) arrived at my house for Thanksgiving; indeed, because they were a transmaphrodite, I was under the impression that a small ficus tree had been left on the doormat.