Transpostpartumepithermonectomy

A transpostpartumepithermonectomy is a surgical removal followed by a transfusion of carbonized blood cells containing carbon monoxide after birth, and replacing them with water due to the higher PH levels in H20 to that of C0.

An interesting fact about transpostpartumepithermonectomies, is that they were first bought into action in 1983 as a way to help battle lactose intolerance.

Be sure not to get this confused with a transpostmortumepithermonectomy.