trans-siberian

Similar to the Alaskan Pipeline but using period blood instead of shit. You freeze period blood in a condom and then fuck someone with it. Delicious.

The coolest shit that you will ever see.

To drill a hole in the bottom of a 10-inch dildo, fill the hole with adhesive material, then put the bit of an industrial-strength power drill in the hole. Next, lube the "Drilldo" with KY jelly (Or Smuckers) and viciously penetrate the vaginal or anal orifice of any given Unlucky Recipient. Repeat as necessary.

When you are a peak male and mustn't bring the groceries inside the house with more than one trip. Only 1 fully-loaded grocery run will suffice.

(noun) A crappy excuse for a concert experience that lucky only comes around once a year. It is an for cheese ballers with acid washed jean to get drunk and say that they went to a multicultural music event; even though it has nothing to do with any culture other than our own consumerist monoculture. (see:cheese and mullets)

The sexual position where the man starts to fuck his chick but then he pulls out thus cumming from her vagina all the way up to her face, and then finally throwing at least an ice cube at her. (you can throw a whole bag of ice if you want) Since ice is used at the end, and it's a long trail of cum, it's named the Trans Siberian Railroad.