Stellkett in your Birtell
To take one's anal virginity near a dimly lit fire place.
If you don't shut the fuck up, we will Stellkett in your Birtell faster than you blink schwantz.
Birtel
Birtel : (adj) burh - tell
An uncommon last name, typically local in the Wintersville; Steubenville area.
Common mispronounces are:
Biltel : bill - tell
Burtel : burr - toll
Bitel: bi - tle
An uncommon last name, typically local in the Wintersville; Steubenville area.
Common mispronounces are:
Biltel : bill - tell
Burtel : burr - toll
Bitel: bi - tle
"Hey Birtel! It's nic seeing you out of band camp!" -random stranger from two nights ago.