trash-faced

The condition of one who drinks so much that their face displays the qualities of trash.

An internet celebrity with a his own individual style.
Takes shit from no one.
Adores attention from fans and pretty girls.
Loathes people who call him a girl based on looks.
And quite fond of captain morgan and cuddling.

A term describing a face that has been ravaged by poor nutrition, smoking, alcohol abuse, and a general lack of hygeine. Commonly seen in low-income areas throughout the world. Major features often include "smoker's lines," beady eyes, stringy hair, and thin lips.

Sufferers are commonly seen using child support to buy cigarettes, working the checkout lane at 10 pm, and flipping out at walmart.

A step down from meth face.

Famous myspace glam punk boy with fantastic hair.

A female that wears copious amounts of make-up that is as thick as pancake batter. Often wears so much usually to cover a bad acne condition, or to erase the mutilating effects of a face lift gone bad. These women are often afraid of any aging appearance so they try to look 22 years old for the next 45 years. By the time they are 80 years old they look like "talking skulls" or a morticians nightmare.

The generic face made when removing a full, heavy bag of trash from a trash can. Generally entails a neck swivel of at least 90º to the left or right, slightly agape mouth (with top row of teeth showing), heavily squinted or almost completely shut eyes, and crinkled nose.

Although this face is a typical reflex to emptying a trash can, it is often commonly used when reacting to a disturbing/gross image or video, rejecting a member of the opposite sex, or hearing a particularly moronic statement from a close friend.

A physical condition where extremely white trash genetics cause a person's facial features to be entirely too small for their head.