Birthday Caird Pish
Scottish response to someone being soppy/sentimental to remind them that showing heartfelt emotion isn't allowed.
Victor: *talking to his dead wife at her grave*
Jack: You're a creepy bastard. Talking to Betty as if she's still here.
Victor: She is still here! In ma heart!
Jack: Birthday caird pish!
Jack: You're a creepy bastard. Talking to Betty as if she's still here.
Victor: She is still here! In ma heart!
Jack: Birthday caird pish!