Trashlight
A more suitable name for the (horrible) "book" Twilight, as it is nothing but pure trash. If you want to know exactly how horrible this "book" is, see Twilight.
Person: Hey, have you read the book Twilight? It's horrible.
Me: Oh, you mean Trashlight? It's the worst "book" ever printed.
Me: Oh, you mean Trashlight? It's the worst "book" ever printed.