travel boner
a boner brought on vibrations during travel. exacerbated by jet engines and bumpy roads.
this soft suspension greatly alleivates my travel boner.
Time-Travel Boner
When you watch old videos of a singer or movie star who was extremely hot in the past, but not so much in the present time; due to plastic surgery or just old age.
"Watching Madonna in that old music video gives me a time-travel boner"