Travoss
Blindfolding your partner with the intention of them giving you a blowjob. Once blinded you the silently pull out a pre-frozen poo and let your significant other suck on it ferociously like a Popsicle until it starts to melt and the taste makes them vomit uncontrollably.
"I can't come into work today, my husband gave me a Travoss last night and I can't stop throwing up".